“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU  wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

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I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.

Edgar Allan Poe (via wowloverly)

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#lol  #re: myself  

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  • iron man: hey cap i need you to go check out what's wrong in with the engine so i can fix it nbd
  • me: did he mention that you are outside a flying aircraft that is like 30,000 feet in the air
  • me: did he mention that you have to do some crazy acrobatic work to get to where you need to be
  • me: did you notice that he has on his suit that can fly
  • me: and that you are all spangled up and parachute less
  • me: and really high up
  • me: in the air
  • me: heights
  • me: air
  • captain america: yup sure not a problem

We Need To Talk About This Cat

  • person: hey you have a tumblr!
  • me: no i don't
  • person: but you're on tumblr right now.
  • me: no i'm not
  • person: i can see the dashb-
  • me: no you can't
  • person: but i ca-
  • me: no
Chris Evans appears in Daniel Spink’s video for “THE CARLTON DANCE”

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CHRIS EVANS HAS A TWITTER

I am hoping that we’ll get a lot of this

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[Necesitas Flash 10 para ver el vídeo]

dinuguan:nuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

New favorite thing to say when disappointed. 

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